The English Butler … is refined, polite, courteous, deferential, humorous, and a paragon of genteel virtue. He anticipates your every need, and knows what you want before you know yourself.
It’s a pity that you can’t afford one, isn’t it?
In fact so few people can afford an English butler, that you would come across very few in your social circle.
Now, however, you can afford your very own English Butler to help out at your home when you host a party or other event. Any kind of adult party – Hen Party, Stag party, Send-Off party, Birthday Party, Casual Get-Together, Men’s Party, Women’s Party, Mixed Party, Games Night … In fact any kind of party you can think of!
You can rent one by the hour!
The English Butler, however, not only has all those stellar virtues listed above, but also another list of attributes, that are not so wonderful.
Like, formal, stern, perfectionist, does not suffer fools gladly. In fact, let’s be honest, he’s a bit of a snob really, isn’t he? Don’t you think this paragon of virtue is actually a little too stuck up and too perfect to fit into your lifestyle? Your guests might sit there holding their wine stiffly with little fingers arched, all proper-like, but terrified of sipping immoderately, spilling onto the furniture and dropping crumbs on the carpet! Like naughty schoolchildren with a strict housekeeper!
We can help with that.
How about taking your perfect, butter-wouldn’t-melt-in-his-mouth butler down a peg or two and putting him at, or, dare I say, below, your level, so you are firmly in charge?