The Naked Butler
Toronto Naked Butler for your Party – yes, you heard that right!
Your Butler will serve you NAKED! Think about it!
What if your dignified, restrained English Butler was naked?
Not partly naked.
Not nearly naked.
But totally, completely, bare-assed, butt-naked!
That Will Show Him Who’s Boss!
You are having a group of friends over for drinks and snacks and your own Naked Butler is forced to serve all of you completely starkers! Isn’t that humiliating? Did you always want one of those polite, deferential, English Butlers to serve your guests, but felt he’d always be one up on you as far as manners and etiquette were concerned?
Wouldn’t it be nice to relax, enjoy the conversation and your own cool glass of wine, without worrying about whose drink needs re-filling? Wouldn’t it be great to have your own subservient English Naked Butler circulating amongst your guests, attending to every need – including yours? And he would have to do so with not a stitch of clothing on! Nada! Absolutely nothing!
Not one of those cute, buff boys wearing aprons with only their bare bums on display. Your Butler would be Rude and Nude. Not even socks or shoes. No apron. Not even the cover of body hair. He is as naked as it’s possible to be – only naked skin – well, except for the hair on his head, of which there isn’t very much anyway.
This may be as close as you come in your lifetime
to having your own naked slave.
Now that really causes a stir with your guests!
Your Naked Butler pours the drinks, serves trays of hors d’oeuvres and generally makes himself useful. When the party is over, he will clear away the dishes and put them in the dishwasher. Don’t have a dishwasher? Okay, he’ll do the dishes by hand.
Only in Toronto you say? Pity. Harsh, but true. This service is only available in Toronto, Canada. The capital of male nudity in North America. In fact only available in the downtown core. Outer parts of the city by special arrangement.
So, are you intrigued by this idea? Check out the Small Print here.